Clippy's back to haunt you.

"Nibby" (nibby68) 11/11/2014 at 09:53 • Filed to: None

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BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft announces Clippy will return in Windows 10 and use the Microsoft Sam TTS engine. It will function as an always-on virtual agent that you can talk to, similar to Siri.

Imagine...

ACESandEIGHTS > Nibby 11/11/2014 at 09:55

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Lies, all lies.

Alex B > Nibby 11/11/2014 at 09:59

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I never got to work with Clippy. Was I missing out?

crowmolly > Alex B 11/11/2014 at 10:05

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What you need to know about Clippy:

1.) It was completely useless.

2.) It was very annoying.

3.) It was very 90's.

That's it.

Steve in Manhattan > Nibby 11/11/2014 at 10:05

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So now I have to post this:

Racescort666 > crowmolly 11/11/2014 at 10:06

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4. Arrives inconveniently and unexpectedly.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby 11/11/2014 at 10:10

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > crowmolly 11/11/2014 at 10:11

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Alex B 11/11/2014 at 10:12

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The biggest thing you're missing is the smugness. No, paper clip, I don't need help, so stop smirking at me. You're an imaginary paper clip. Fuck off.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Nibby 11/11/2014 at 10:12

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SOON

Too many M's > Nibby 11/11/2014 at 10:12

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Woohoo! I've missed clicking on "hide assistant"

Nibbles > Nibby 11/11/2014 at 10:24

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Alex B > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/11/2014 at 10:33

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Nibby > Nibbles 11/11/2014 at 10:53

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LOL

spanfucker retire bitch > Alex B 11/11/2014 at 11:23

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The only thing you missed was getting to change its Avatar.

I always liked the robot.

PS9 > Nibby 11/11/2014 at 11:26

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NOOOOOOOOOO That motherfucker does not need to come back! Why can't they just use cortana?

FerrousJackal > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/11/2014 at 11:36

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Look at that sly motherfucker. He's up to something.